Wednesday, May 6, 2009

When You've Got Talent, Everything is Free

Today at lunch, I heard ~wonderful news~!



Oprah Winfrey is giving away free lunches to the entire country! This is so seemingly unbelievable, I had to make my friends repeat it several times to actually understand what they were saying.




But it's true! Oprah and KFC have got together to give the entire United States free chicken for two entire weeks of opportunity...now until May 19th!

(What perfect timing for International No Diet Day).


I've printed out two of my maximum four coupons (the system is too busy right now for the rest), and while I'm probably/possibly going to blog about the actual chicken itself, I thought it would be grossly unfair if any of you didn't know about this.


FREE FOOD. FREE, GOOD FOOD.


Now, maybe this is a dirty, rotten marketing ploy with the richest, most self-aware woman in Chicago pairing with an evil corporation of chicken-killers. But y'know what? I like KFC! And I'm going to like trying this newfangled "Kentucky Grilled Chicken" business! And I like Oprah's tendancy to give stuff away! And I especially like when they all come together in something I like the most- Free food!


So, go forth to unthinkfc.com and GET YERSELF SUM CHICKUN.

"Streets of Gold" can be found in Disney's Oliver and Company

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